I love the new Anaconda music video
Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.
can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?
me: this celebrity is kinda good :-)!
tumblr: but… probematic! *brings out 116 receipts*
video for my spanish 1 class. the directions were “to film a conversation between you and a family member using the basic greetings we have learned so far this year” so naturally i made this
I CANT BREAHTE
iM LAUHGING SO FUCKING HARD GOD BLESS
I WISH MY SPANISH VIDEOS HAD BEEN LIKE THIS
when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct
My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.
Dude I want this sitcom
is generally just really excited about dragons
I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck
Check out @aclu_mo’s Tweet:
officer who threatens to kill white journalist fired. officer who literally kills black teen for walking in the middle of road still has job.
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins